Sunday, September 24, 2006

week in review. AND THEN... THE TUNNEL

well sorry everyone (meaning noone) who reads my blog cause i havent updated in forever.

where oh where do i begin. ill start now and go back till i meet up with my last post.

well today was windy, and weird stuff was happening, i.e. the manhole in our house just opened for no reason, im serious, it just opened up suddenly and i was like, whadafuck. and the garage was going crazy in the wind, and decided to lock itself. plus a hundred trees fell down and there were outdoor chairs flying across the backyard.

yesterday, saturday i went to a naidoc thing in the park. it was good, the music wasnt my kinda thing but it was aright. and they had free sausage sandwhiches with coleslaw! yep and there were jumping castles which we were going to go on but didn't. and i wnt to kmart and got my new heaphones! hurray. new headphones, i look normal now when i listen to my m;robe instead of weird with cords twisting everywhere and around my neck and stuff.

friday... what happened friday. oh yes it was free dress, well pay dress really, but i dunnow regardless of what u call it, free dress days always feel so much more relaxed and crazy. i rebelled against study, and me and kate got sent out of geogrpahy wooooo. it was fun and schofield forgot all about us, and i went to the toilet and spent my time looking with kate through the windows and at the award boards blowing in the wind. hahaha, ms mclaren kept walking past and going, "you two..." haha

thursday was youth council... and so was wednesday, and on tuesday my heaphones broke... i dont remember much of my week. i cant even remember what i had for tea on tuesday night. i either have amnesia od alsemasis, i cant even spell that word, lol i cant spell anything.

i had a curry on monday night. (FOOD IS IMPORTANT) lol i remember because bec and sarah walked to my house, and then we walked bec to all saints, (JOKE: they're not ALL saints at 'All Saints'" hahahaha) neways the three of us found something... but i cant say what... but we found somethign cool...

monday what else nothing really... ooo yes cant forget, im healthy harold, well tim actually but yes ive kept my promuise and have reguarly been walking and stuff. yep fun but only because i listen to my mrobe.

sunday. was boring i think, i cant remember doing nething. oh yes thats right i was SUPPOSED to be doing my homework... hmmm, yes... homework...

neways big news everyone (again noone) who reads this blog. i had the best fun on saturday. me, bec m, sarah and kate went EXPLORING! yes yes it was soo fun. we went into the tunnels, lol everytime i say "into the tunnels" i feel like gollum in lord of the rings.

neway so the tunnels for those who dont know are the storm water passages/tunnels that collect all the storm water and funnel it to the river. the tunnels are under the city, and they go for miles and miles. or km's and km's. whatever u prefer. but its soo dark, and yes ill admit its freaky, at first its all ghetto homeless people place with graffiti and spray cans hidden in the bushes (crepiest messages ever on the walls - people need to keep the dirty sexual related thoughts inside their heads, instead of writing them EVERYWHERE) and yes i think everyone was shit scared, seeing as we COULDNT SEE A THING. well sarah's torch did help. so yer he we are walking up this tunnel, in the middle of which is the city's storm water, and we're yelling and shouting and being stupid, and then all of a sudden its dark as pitch (good phrase read it in a book once) neways, we all decide lets be pussy's and run back, so we did, and then we had another go, and then we ran back and got food from hungry jacks/ eagle boys. and then we had another go... no wait wrong order i think, did we get the food and then do the exploring. i think we did, yes we got food, went exploring and then went to another spot and went exploring but that failed and then we had a third attempt at the tunnels yes thats it. hahaha i remember now. yes firstly we went to get pizza and then icecream from hungry jacks and i went on the kids equipment. yes and then we ate and then we went in the tunnels, did the two attempt thing, mind u we got pretty far... and then we went to keppel street and tried to get down. hahaha yes

there were these two women, and they were saying "dont go down there, i saw a brown snake thismorning, sunnin itself in the sun." "You'll break ya neck if u go down there." "that's filthy storm water, that is." "Hope u dont mind us watchign u break ur leg kids," hahaha funny.

then we had a third attempt at the beginning of the tunnels and it good because we were more confident, and i was just like, dont look back and keep walkign forwards. but then. we ran into a little problem. you see there were bats, yes bats in the tunnels, friggin bats, and we pushed kate and ourselves right toward them, and then we realised and ran back, but i was being a bastard and about 30 metres down the track i turned the torch off. and it was completely 100% pitch black. and kate and sarah and ebc were shitting themselves/ kat was more pissed off at me. lol. hahaha it was sooo fun. and then we walked all around town, went to the mini trains near the tennis court, kate went annorexic or bulimic, cos she was shuving her fingers down her throat... lol not really, it was a joke because none of us had digested our pizza or icecream yet.

yep and it was a great day. really quite fun and i guess that brings u up to speed. lol i forgot to mention that i broke sarah's mum's chair. i felt so guilty, and really bad cos sarah had just been saying how much her mum loved those chairs so yer, didnt feel that good. lol but it fixed. hurray for me.

oh and i brought tomato sauce of miss. gai son. hahaha hurray.

goodbye and god's speed. im refering to an illegal drug god uses to have a good time. hahaha, cant wait for the good time's next year. ha ha ha, im so funny. if u get my joke leave a comment.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

what a muther fucking good day